slumber

i love talking on the phone with jess because i literally feel like she is sitting right next to me

:3

• waiter: enjoy your food
• me: you too

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

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